The art of decadent coffee

There’s something deeply satisfying about a slow weekend coffee. The rhythm of the grinder, the smell of freshly roasted beans, the first curl of steam from a perfect espresso shot. Every detail is intentional, so why wouldn’t you want your milk to rise to the occasion?

At Rude Health, we love a good oat barista (we even make one ourselves). But when it came to crafting something truly special, we wanted to go further, to create a range that doesn’t just accompany your coffee, but elevates it. Think: coffee’s couture moment.

So, we got to work. The goal? To create the most luxurious roasty, nutty, creamy barista range.

The showstoppers

Our Pistachio Barista is crafted with real pistachios, roasted to golden glory and blended with oats, almonds, hazelnuts, water and sea salt. Think of the hazelnuts and almonds as the rhythm section to pistachio’s lead vocals. Together, they hit every note: the toastiness, the creaminess, the rich nutty aroma that lingers as you sip your coffee and wonder why you ever settled for less.

Where the pistachio blend plays with complexity, our Hazelnut Barista keeps it classic and elegant. Hazelnuts don’t need backup. They’re robust enough to balance the bold, roasted coffee notes with confidence. 

Real nuts. No nonsense

Not all Pistachio Baristas are created equal. Notice other labels missing actual pistachios? Our range is the real deal, crafted with real nuts. No flavourings, no oils, no emulsifiers, no acidity regulators. Just high-quality nuts, oats, water, sea salt. That’s it. Simple, clean, and full of character, just how we like it.

Indulge in a luxurious coffee moment

Fancy a decadent coffee treat? Forget the syrupy shortcuts. Our Pistachio and Hazelnut Barista drinks are crafted to perform. They froth like a dream, thanks to the nuts, creating that velvety microfoam with café-style texture.

Beyond your daily brew, why not try these indulgent speciality drinks:

Our Pistachio Barista is divine in a White Chocolate & Miso Pistachio Matcha. Or enjoy a Dubai chocolate moment in this Pistachio & Sea Salt Mocha.

Our Hazelnut Barista serves sweet-and-salty luxury in this Sea Salt Hot Chocolate recipe. Or try rich, tart elegance with this Raspberry Hazelnut Mocha.

A touch of latte luxury awaits.